Dirty Limericks are the best kind of limericks and the most popular! Here you will find the nasty and sexual limericks that we can't show on the main page. These limericks are what you would call NC and either have quite nasty language or strong sexual content. But that is why we like um! Adult Limericks. Posted on by. Nymphomaniac Alice Used a dynamite stick as a phallus. They found her vagina In North Carolina, And part of her anus in Dallas. There was an old fellow named Paul Whose prick was exceedingly small. When in bed with a lay He could screw her all day.
Jun 02, · Get ready to giggle and think! Love them or hate them, funny limericks can definitely be good for a laugh (or groan). These five-line poems with a very specific rhyme scheme might seem silly. Oct 07, · The Best Dirty Limericks In Honor Of National Poetry Day Featured 10/07/ in Funny Such beautiful poems for your enjoyment and education.
May 12, · Technically a limerick, which dates back more than years, is a poem that contains five lines that rhyme in an AABBA structure. The limerick is an art form complex Whose contents run chiefly on s*x. It deals with virgins And masculine urgins for vulgar erotic effects. There once was a man from Racine Who was an amazing fu**ing machine Both concave and convex He could screw either s*x and jerk himself off in between.